Mmm Kale Juice

So I was telling Marianne that I wanted to try drinking pure kale juice, because what I’m really after is the nutrients in Kale. I could save money and calories (sugar, mostly) by not making a juice blend but just downing a shot of kale juice. So she dared me to do it. Said she’d give me $5 if I did, or that I wouldn’t owe her for the Cafe Rio taco she’d bought me.

So I documented it.


I juiced an entire bunch of organic kale, as bought from the store. Not sure what the weight was pre-juicing.


It yielded nearly 8oz of raw kale juice.


Mmm… doesn’t it look chlorophylicious?



(It amuses me to see how distracted I was by my own image on the screen of my phone, haha.)

Definitely potent stuff. But no, I didn’t vomit. Might have experienced some detox-like effects later in the day (sorta headachy / slightly dizzy), but otherwise… not too bad 🙂 I think sometimes putting acidic / sour fruits in with it just amps up the bitterness.

4 Comments

  1. Hahahahaha!!! That face right after = priceless! You earned your taco. (But yeah, maybe red kale isn’t so bad…not sure I’ve tried that one.)

    • Yeah, give it a try– I’ll be interested to see what you think. And yeah… turns out it’s funny when adults make bitter faces too, hahaha.

  2. hahaha…that was awesome!!! You are a brave man. Glad you didn’t vomit on camera there. as a side note, Rebecca says you look exactly like Westin 🙂

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