Don't stare at me, you've got the bug eyes...
Ok folks, seriously. I've had this conversation with a couple people, but WTH? Why do women love these sunglasses that are so huge and oddly shaped? The ones in the picture above aren't even the worst one's I've seen-- I've seen bigger. They seriously remind me a bit of Baxter Stockman a la Ninja Turtles, you know-- giant fly eyes.
One theory I heard was that they make the face look smaller by comparison. Eh? Whatever. I'm not even aware of the size or shape of your face, I'm just aware of what a FREAK you look like, heh. Seriously. Someone behind the fashion scene is just laughing at all the people they've fooled into thinking this trend is hot.
Attention women: you look ridiculous.
"But, with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How'm I supposed to fight?"
amen & amen. i really thought this trend would die hard and fast, but it's still around. my sister has since stopped asking me how she looks when she's trying on sunglasses cause all i can ever say is "you look like a dope". go figure.
Um, yeah... I FEEL ridiculous wearing them, so I can't even try them on anymore. But hey... Paris Hilton wears them, Nicole Richie wears them, it must be hot, right?
NOT!
i tried to buy some aviator sunglasses at walmart the other day and megan forbade me. still, big glasses aren't as bad as those maternity-looking shirts that go down the knees.
Gosh. At the moment I am wearing a knee-length empire waist top ("maternity-looking shirt") and huge sunglasses (on my head, as I am indoors.) Always nice to know when you look like a freak, I suppose.
See now, if your INTENT was to look like a freak... dude it'd probably be pretty cool.